Sunday, March 22, 2026

The Minish Cap: A hut perched atop a chicken leg

 A hut perched atop a chicken leg


Big Wallet: Big wallets are upgrades to the total amount of rupees Link can hold at once during his adventures in the Minish Cap. He can buy one, earn one through kinstone fusion, and is given one as a reward from a Great Fairy. After Link gathers all three, he will be able to carry a total of 999 rupees.

All the people living along the edge of the forest know the story of the witch and her hut that stalks through the woods on a great pair of chicken legs. When the hut settles on a new roost, it settles down onto the ground, hiding its great legs and appearing like an unassuming refugee nestled in the darkness of the deep woods. While the witch is not necessarily evil, she is rarely kind, and her gifts always come with conditions, so it is often wisest to avoid the house entirely if you spot it in your travels.

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If you were to randomly draw this from a loot deck, I’d probably say it was a carved token in the image of the hut or I would say you haven’t found any item, but something or someone has noticed you and then find a way to introduce the baba yaga or another witch or hag into your game.

I love hags as characters and influencers. Ravel Mazewell was one of my favorite parts of Planescape: Torment. I always look for ways to sneak hags and covens and witches into my games and worlds.

Speaking of hags, Kristi Noem did immeasurable harm to families, one very impactful way to help ease some of the suffering she directed is to donate funds to rental assistance programs helping people pay their bills while hiding from the government. You can donate to a community assistance fund supporting neighbors in Minneapolis here.

Sunday, March 15, 2026

The Minish Cap: An empty crown for we need no kings

 An empty crown for we need no kings

Big Red Rupee: Here it is, the biggest, baddest, most highly valued rupee of them all. This big red rupee is worth 200 rupees and is almost always found as a reward for solving a puzzle or fusing a particularly rare kinstone.

When the Prophet of Amber stormed the capital and seized control of the bureaucracy, they commissioned this crown and declared themself a king. The fearful and foolish believed the prophet, but most of the people recognized the lies for what they were and rose up. By the time the crown was ready to sit on the head of the king, the land had no king, and the prophet had no head.

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Thinly veiled allegory.

Support families harmed by ICE pay rent in MN here.

Sunday, March 8, 2026

The Minish Cap: Every key to the house

 Every key to the house

Big Key: Each dungeon has a powerful creature Link must overcome to earn the dungeon’s rewards. Each of these boss monsters are waiting behind impressive doors bound with magical gold chains that can only be opened using the big key found in that dungeon. Link must earn each big key through solving puzzles and vanquishing foes as to prove his worth and readiness to face the dungeon’s beast.

It was so nice of that eccentric noble to take you in and adopt you as their own. When they gave you the keys to the manor with free reign of the place, besides that one door, you felt like you had finally proved you were worthy of someone’s trust. It does bother you that you aren’t allowed to open only that one door, what could possibly be back there?

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March 4th was my 8 year anniversary of this blog. I’ve got plenty more drawings in me, especially once I hit the Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom inventories. Thanks for joining me on this ride.

Read the story of Bluebeard to find out the exciting truth behind the forbidden door.

ICE is still stomping around MN, and with the Trump administration's illegal war in Iran, things are not looking up. Find a community you enjoy and support it. Find an artist you enjoy and support them. Find a cause you believe in and support it. Participate however you can.

Sunday, March 1, 2026

The Minish Cap: A leprechaun’s pot of gold

 A leprechaun’s pot of gold


Big Green Rupee: Green is the simplest of the rupees, so big green rupees are the least valuable of the big rupees. Worth 50 of their smaller kin, Link often finds big green rupees in chests and soft soil as a reward for solving a minor puzzle.

Spending all summer searching for a leprechaun’s hidden gold is a waste of time. Spending all summer carefully tracking local leprechauns so that you can catch one after a particularly wild midsummer revel just takes commitment. Now that you’ve got this hungover fairy caught, you’ve got to get them to take you to their real gold, and not some false cache hidden to fool amateurs.

Sunday, February 22, 2026

The Minish Cap: A sick dragon skull

 A sick dragon skull

Big Bomb Bag: These bags increase Link’s ability to carry bombs each time he obtains a new bag. One can be purchased, one is given by a fairy, and the third is a reward for fusing kinstones. If Link gets all three, he can carry 99 bombs to break cracked walls or boulders.

Getting a text from your friend that says, “we found a sick dragon skull” should mean they found a wicked cool skull, but you are friends with a thaumapaleontologists. They have been excavating a draconic grave pit filled with remains that show clear signs of severe illness. Such a find could rewrite the common understanding that dragons are impervious to all but the most heroic attacks, or it could reveal proof of a truly legendary plague lost to time.

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That right there is a Skyrim dragon skull. I am proud at how well drawing that from reference went.

ICE’s “draw down from MN” has just moved ICE agents to smaller communities in MN that have less resources to organize, leaving their residents more at risk.

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Holiday: Firecrackers to usher in the Year of the Horse

 Firecrackers to usher in the Year of the Horse

Firecrackers: Scare away malicious spirits and bad luck with this festive firecracker.

Sunday, February 15, 2026

The Minish Cap: A dragon-sick diamond

 A dragon-sick diamond

Big Blue Rupee: The economy of Hyrule runs on rupees, which is crazy because Link can just cut grass over and over until he can afford anything he could possibly want. Big blue rupees are usually rewards from kinstone fusion of inside chests as they are worth 100 rupees. 

This Diamond was the pride of a dragon’s hoard, not for its size, but for its unique provenance. The gem was the last piece cut by the long dead master jeweler of the glittering isles. The dragon so obsessed over this single gem that it became infused with the dragon's greed and pride, cursing any who touch it with unquenchable greed and self-sabotaging pride.

Saturday, February 14, 2026

Holiday: A condom for lovers and a bonus hat for good measure.

 A condom for lovers and a bonus hat for good measure.

Condom: Prevent the spread of infections and control when you spark new life with this one simple trick THEY don’t want you to know about…wear a condom when you have sex.

Top Hat: Looks like it’s groundhog’s day again because here is the hat I started for groundhog’s day but didn’t finish until that gopher looked out and saw his shadow.

Hopefully I can finish my lunar new year drawing on time, but don’t hold it against me if it’s a few days late.

I’ll believe the ICE draw down when I see it.

Sunday, February 8, 2026

The Minish Cap: An arrow for every occasion

 An arrow for every occasion

Arrow: You can’t use a bow without arrows. Link can buy them from shops or find them during his adventures.

We’ve got arrows for anything and everything you could need. We’ve got the arrow if you need to start a fire or if you’re hunting game. We even have arrows to pierce the hearts of tyrants threatening the freedom of all.  

I’ve been so sick it isn’t funny. ICE still sucks. Please support the people without the power to support themselves.

Sunday, February 1, 2026

The Minish Cap: A token of your sacrifice

 A token of your sacrifice

Nayru’s Charm: Nayru, one of three traveling oracles, is looking for a home in Hyrule Town. If Link ensures Nayru is given one of the two new homes built in the town, he is rewarded with Nayru’s charm. This charm significantly improves defense for a short time after consumption and if Link ever needs a new dose, he need only bring an empty bottle to Nayru in her new home. 

Odin sacrificed himself to himself, hanging by the neck from a great branch of the world tree for nine days, his side pierced by his own spear, so that he could gain great wisdom. You sacrificed yourself to your corporate self, hanging a little noose around your neck for nine years, your soul pierced by the hollowness of your work, all so that you could gain great wealth. On this first day of your tenth year, you aren’t rich enough to feel whole, but you gained the wisdom to know this is not the path you should be walking, but what are you willing to sacrifice to find the right path?

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I struggled to feel at home in corporate or office jobs. I still struggle feeling at home in my work, but that probably comes from always having felt like I am a bit different than everyone else. Not better or worse, just different in an isolating way.

Another isolating experience has been living in Minnesota during the continuing ICE surge. ICE is still snatching people and causing fear. Don’t look away and please demand the US government stop its attack on those arbitrarily deemed undesirable.

Monday, January 26, 2026

Zine: How has ICE helped me as a white man in Minneapolis?

How has ICE helped me as a white man in Minneapolis?




Here is another zine I made to process my feelings as Minneapolis resists the federal forces prosecuting a racist campaign of terror that has begun to kill innocent victims.

If you want to help combat human rights violations, totalitarianism, and ICE, you can donate to the Immigrant Defense Project or the ACLU, but if you want to, you can also buy my zine to print it out and share and all proceeds will be donated to those projects and other anti-ICE projects.


Be excellent to everyone, except fascists.
-Ceph

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