Sunday, February 24, 2019

I'm not an artist: Five items from Ocarina of Time a diabolical teen cultist might own.

Five items from Ocarina of Time a diabolical teen cult leader would own.

Goron Mask: Once Link has completed selling the Happy Mask Seller’s masks, he is able to borrow masks that change how people react when approached. The Goron Mask convinces some that Link looks just like a Goron and has others editorialize on Gorons.

The Hierophant was not always the leader of a diabolical cult dedicated to breaking the seventy-seven seals and releasing the nine hundred and sixty-three forsaken legions to ravage the world before the coming of the infernal powers. They had once been a regular teen they enjoyed hanging out with friends, daydreaming about their crush, and collecting odd items from online auctions. No one could have known that having the highest bid on an odd bust carved from red ivory would set events in motion that would see them at the head of a black mass chanting the true name of the shepherd of the apocalypse.

Sunday, February 17, 2019

I'm not an artist: Five masks from Ocarina of Time you could see at the Night Parade of Ten Thousand Faces.

Five masks from Ocarina of Time you could see at the Night Parade of Ten Thousand Faces.

Keaton Mask: This mask depicts a popular character from children's stories. The Keaton is a fox character visually reminiscent of Pikachu. The mask has no major mechanical effect, but wearing this mask earns warm welcomes from kids and nostalgic reactions from adults.

A story tells of a time when the Sun Goddess was forced into the form a white wolf. The wolf’s glittering fur was easy to spot, so prey could easily elude the hunting wolf. In desperation, the proud Goddess humbled herself to a passing firefly, promising to do good works in exchange for the firefly’s help. This mask is often worn in honor of those that overcome their pride to accomplish their goals.

Sunday, February 10, 2019

I'm not an artist: Six items from Ocarina of Time members of a Super Sentai use to transform.

Six items from Ocarina of Time Super Sentai rangers use to transform.

Fire Medallion: Each medallion represents a Sage that Link has helped awaken to their true power. While the medallions do not add any new abilities, they are an artful way to track a core part of Link’s quest to confront Ganondorf. The Goron hero Darunia bestowed Link with his medallion after Link helped him defeat Volvagia, the magma dragon.

The material world is precariously balanced between two diametrically opposed forces. The Primal Wardens defend the material world from outsiders that would try to tip the scales in their favor. The Green Warden calls upon the strength of the earth to gain the size and power of the Rhino.

Sunday, February 3, 2019

No post this week

I’m on vacation in Bermuda to get away from the Midwest freeze.

Check in next week for six items from Ocarina of Time a Super Sentai team would use.

Be excellent to everyone.
-Ceph