Sunday, May 12, 2019

I'm not an artist: Six items from Majora’s Mask you might find at a picnic.

Six items from Majora’s Mask you might find at a picnic.

 
Bombchu: These autonomous mobile bomb constructs move straight forward away from Link when placed. They can climb up walls and ceilings which allows for Link to get bombs to locations that would be otherwise inaccessible.

Nothing ruins a picnic faster than ants, except that is for flamesting ants. The bite of just one of these small insects is painful enough to leave the recipient doubled over in pain for hours. The few individuals who have survived an attack from a swarm of flamesting ants are permanently wracked with unbearable pain, forcing survivors to stupefy themselves senses with drink or smoke. 


Bomb: When Link needs to get through a cracked wall or hurt a heavily armored beast with a gaping maw, he inevitably turns to his trusty bombs. 

If it wasn’t obvious, I went with a more bomb flower than bomb direction for this drawing.

Crackling cabbage was bred by an industrious gardening mage who wanted a way to scare off rabbits and moles without hurting the innocent creatures. The loud pops produced when peeling crackling cabbage make it a favored chore for children forced to help in the kitchen. It is also common to just send the kids away with a few heads of cabbage so that they are out of the way without being in any real danger.

Deku Stick: Flammable sticks used to solve puzzles involving torches and flames. Link can also give his enemies a solid whack with a deku stick if he doesn’t mind it breaking. 

Mosquitoes are not the only bloodsucking intruder that can ruin a picnic. Those in the less-patrolled provinces would never allow a picnic to linger near dusk, but some of the most out of touch nobles in central Gavony forget the true danger the night holds. Only the vigilance of hired guards and creative use of tent stakes ensures the nobles remain blissfully ignorant to the reality of the vampire threat. 

Deku Nut: Similar to their function in Ocarina of Time, deku nuts can be thrown or dropped by Deku Link like a bomb while flying through the air

Corpses that do not receive proper burials can become blighted, rising as the restless undead or holding the spirit back from entering the avenues of the spirit. Sometimes a tree grows atop such a forgotten soul, absorbing the blight and cursing the tree. Such blighted trees can produce necrotic infused nuts that, instead of saplings, sprout zombies and skeletons when sown. 

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I usually don’t enjoy random magical items home-brewed by anonymous people on the internet, but these Skorns were the perfect level of fantastical for a magic item. 

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Always remember to be excellent to everyone.
-Ceph

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